Leeches
Dead Tired. Dead Broke. Dead
Jim Harrington wakes up in a dumpster, has a Shitastrophe, gets a parking ticket, and is late to his job delivering pizzas. Sadly, none of these are the worst thing that had happened to Jim that day. The worst thing happened some time before. Earlier in the day, Jim Harrington died.
Jim never had ambitions beyond graduating high school. Becoming a vampire hasn’t changed that, nor has it changed his fortunes or made him any less of a loser.
Now he’s navigating vampire hunters and deadly cabals, all while getting the pizzas out in twenty minutes or less. His only assistance in this new world are those roommates who are all, unfortunately, kind of dumb. And the only clue Jim has about his murder is a note left behind in the dumpster, written in glitter pen; i’s dotted with hearts.
Post-Human Resources
Working Late.
Artie Horn is stuck in a dead-end life, a fate he mostly blames on sandwiches and not his tendency to quit when things don’t go his way. He wishes for a different life, and gets offered a job as a contract reviewer at the Interplanar division of his employer, DoorMart.
DoorMart Interplanar provides access to the mundane realm for beings from other planes, like the fae, goblins, and sasquatch. The contracts that allow this access protect the lives and safety of the everyday people who enter a DoorMart store, and it is Artie who writes and negotiates them. As coincidences start to pile up, it looks more and more like someone is trying to kill him before he gets too good at the job. Will he stick around when things go very wrong?
Works in Progress
Currently working on my 8th novel, I have multiple stories and novels that I’m preparing for querying and publication. All in the sci-fi and fantasy genre, I hope to transport readers to a new world.
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